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WARNING! COUNT TONSULA HAS BEEN SIGHTED

November 15, 2012 Uncategorized Leave a comment

RED ALERT!  BEWARE the rogue Plak-terian from Planet Molar X, Count Tonsula!  He has been sighted on Earth and can wreak havoc during flu season.  He loves sick tonsils.  He likes them baked, fried, sauteed, cajun, creole, BBQd….you name it!  He is always in the kitchen cooking up a storm.

He gets his tonsils from his army of Strepto-Cockeyed Mutants, who go out to where children congregate and get sick.  Count Tonsula is my nemesis because I cannot fight this extreme bullying Plak-terian alone.  I need the help of the Sillin Sisters and their cousin, Jethro Mycin, who live on Farm Acey.

Count Tonsula killed my parents at the Battle of Snowy Mountains by giving them a heart infection, so I must warn all humans to BEWARE this dangerous oral criminal.  IF YOUR CHILDREN HAVE A SORE THROAT AND FEVER, CHECK THEIR TONSILS. If they have white patches on their tonsils, it could be STREP THROAT!  Get to a doctor immediately!  Strep throat is dangerous and contagious!  DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL WITH STREP THROAT!

You have been warned.  (This has been a public service announcement from MolarTron and Planet Molar X.)

YOU GOTTA GET FIRM WITH THE GERM!